The Commish reprimands SEC fans and media....

[SmokyTheBigOrangeHoundDog]

Due to newly-instituted marshall law, heretofore and thereby, criticism of SEC officials, or CUM, will result in suspension of the offending school's fans and any opposing media.

The penalties shall be immediate and proportionate to the degree of criticism; these shall be assessed against the school by revoking a %of football game tickets. These seats shall remain empty.
The number of tickets, and number of games that this suspension shall be applied to, is to be determined on a whimsical case-by-case basis under the dictatorial purview of the SEC commissioner.

Furthermore, any media outlets publishing critical material, or bringing to bear any topics detrimental to SEC governance, will have their press credentials revoked. This will apply to any and all actors of said treasonous media entity for any time period the Commissioner so desires.

[TheCommish]

Thank you for taking notes during my dictation from today and posting here.

The Commish

[SmokyTheBigOrangeHoundDog]

Is it true that you considered, in addition to the revocation of tickets and fines, that the offending school should have to charter a bus for fans of the rival school to occupy the empty stadium seats?
And, that you considered requiring the offending school to provide accomodations, sumptuous dinner buffets and a continental breakfast to the visiting fans? As well as to reimburse the SEC office for message therapy,
Cahobas and single-malt?

[TheCommish]

It is no doubt that many of these things are being considered. It should be noted that what I have on the table now is that any university that has a fanbase which objects to officiating or to the way I run the SEC, shall have a portion of their ticket and concession sales distibuted evenly to the player salary fund(s) at the University of Alabama and the University of Florida.