we need to get us a dang midget

[sangle wang]

How many teams are running that weird "rooskie" where you put a midget RB all up in the ass of the guard and he hides and crouches down and sniffs scrotum until the snap and then takes the handoff or fumblerooskie for a misdirection sweep?

Football genius.

Auburn ran one Saturday.

I seem to remember that UT ran that versus Wisconsin in bowl (with Creer maybe?) and fumbled doing it.

We just need a tiny guy, like 3 foot 8, a football Eddie Gaedel, crammed up inside one of the Sullins' gluteal crease---and PRESTO!---instant thrillmaker.

[MagicDust]

http://bluegrassintelligencer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/midgetandstokescrop.jpg

[Riversetvol]

wing with that guy side-angled to the center and the guard.

We ran the Rooskie against MSU once in the 80s, but since Bernard Daffney was about 6'7 and 320 he would hardly qualify as a midget! :-))

[QuickdrawMcVols]

"we'd look like a bunch of johnnie-come-lately's"

[SmokyTheBigOrangeHoundDog]

Yeah, and if he was a Spud Webb, then he could hop the pile at the goal line- solving our short yardage situation at the same time.

Could even run 2-3 hops in a row, and could get to the zone anytime from the 6yrd line or in.

[sangle wang]

now we're thinkin' outside the box!

http://modelmagic.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/thinking20outside20the20box2.jpg

We need to think outside the box because that's where the opposing defenses have been putting 11 or 12 guys since they know JC ain't ever gonna beat 'em.

[sangle wang]

http://bluegrassintelligencer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/midgetandstokescrop.jpg

Can we get us some of that Re-Form?

[reVOLution]

1990 msu game.

[rocketcityvol]

How many teams are running that weird "rooskie" where you put a midget RB all up in the ass of the guard and he hides and crouches down and sniffs scrotum until the snap and then takes the handoff or fumblerooskie for a misdirection sweep?

Football genius.

Auburn ran one Saturday.

I seem to remember that UT ran that versus Wisconsin in bowl (with Creer maybe?) and fumbled doing it.

We just need a tiny guy, like 3 foot 8, a football Eddie Gaedel, crammed up inside one of the Sullins' gluteal crease---and PRESTO!---instant thrillmaker.

:thk:

[brothervoliver2]

I tell you what would be even better. Get Adidas/Roger Frazier to come up with a uniform design where the midget could get up on some OL man's shoulders when he runs on the field ala Master Blaster from Mad Max:Beyond Thunderdome.

We could break the huddle with 12 men, the midget could jump down into position while everyone is getting set, and we could snap the ball before the refs realized what was going on.

Not only does this give us the midget for the gadget play. It gives us an extra blocker.

[sangle wang]

http://stateoftheline.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/masterblaster.jpg