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orangelo
September 17th, 2009, 04:09 PM
What should Kiffin's opening remark at the presser be?
Snowvol
September 17th, 2009, 04:12 PM
"Rocky Top you'll always be, home sweet home to me. Good Ole Rocky Top, Rocky Top Tennessee, Thank you. Now are there any questions?"
volhallathunder
September 17th, 2009, 04:13 PM
"Fuck all y'all motherfuckers. I'm out."
YamaVol
September 17th, 2009, 04:17 PM
What should Kiffin's opening remark at the presser be?

He should simply raise his middle finger, and then ask if there is anything they don't understand about that.
SoftballVol
September 17th, 2009, 04:42 PM
"Rocky Top you'll always be, home sweet home to me. Good Ole Rocky Top, Rocky Top Tennessee, Thank you. Now are there any questions?"
Without the "Woo!" of course...

Oh, what the hell - I don't care if he includes the "Woo!" or not if he beats UF.
Snowvol
September 17th, 2009, 04:54 PM
Without the "Woo!" of course...

Oh, what the hell - I don't care if he includes the "Woo!" or not if he beats UF.

You will notice that I did NOT include the woo. Mrs. Snowvol gets very pissed at me everytime she sings Rocky Top and goes...WOO!!!! I kindly tell her every time that there is no woo in Rocky Top.

Although, if we win Saturday, I will woo right along with her!!
volgrr
September 17th, 2009, 05:11 PM
Urban cheated today and he still couldnt win. Mike Slive can kiss my ass. Any questions?
Chasvol
September 17th, 2009, 05:15 PM
I want to gradulate the Universeea Flora for bein the athletic school in the cuntry. We held their highest scorin a fence tojus 14 points . I would also like to tahnk Corch Irvin Meyers and Tim Tivo for playin a hard fought game. The key to the game was dey didn't have no 52 yod rundowns like last year. In closing, 1-2-3-4 uh, 5, look sliek the Gata's bit on my jive.
OrangeTex
September 17th, 2009, 05:16 PM
Urbie cheated, Tebow is gay, Recruits - Contact Coach O, It's over and I'm out......
real turf fan
September 17th, 2009, 05:17 PM
He'd hold up a sign begging off because he was too hoarse to talk and had been since about 5am in the morning.
Asst Coach O and Kiffin senior would interpret his smiles and grimaces at the questions.
sangle wang
September 17th, 2009, 05:23 PM
There's Devine intervention....
http://sports.espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/dan_devine_a.jpg

And there's Divine intervention....
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/2528614/Divine.jpg

Tarzan and family could provide da Vine intervention...
http://www.doctormacro1.info/Images/Weissmuller,%20Johnny/Annex/NRFPT/Annex%20-%20Weissmuller,%20Johnny%20(Tarzan%27s%20New%20Yor k%20Adventure)_NRFPT_02.jpg


Alas, I hope for Divine intervention of this sort.....
http://www.alicebot.org/images/god.jpg
OrangeTex
September 17th, 2009, 05:25 PM
Or he could say "I haven't scored this often in Gainesville since I met Layla here 10 years ago.... Gotta go....."
Chiutfan
September 17th, 2009, 06:43 PM
WELL, I love playing in the swamp.. questions?
valdostavol
September 17th, 2009, 06:57 PM
Well I'll be damned
Volcano
September 17th, 2009, 07:28 PM
Bang a Meyer Fucker
rosefeathers
September 17th, 2009, 07:30 PM
"Thank you Berry Berry much"

I can't wait to sing "Wake the Echoes" when Urbie bolts next year...