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RockyTopCam
September 9th, 2009, 04:50 PM
Hey guys I just found out my wife and I are having son. He's not due to March but i'm jacked all ready.

I'm 6'4 230 she is 5'4 105 hopefully he will take after me. She ran cross country in college. I played soccer in high school,I didn't start growing til my jr year of high school. Hopefully by 2018 we will be looking at the next QB for the Big Orange or maybe the kicker. Go Vols.

englishvol
September 9th, 2009, 04:51 PM
Congrats :au:

GhenghisVol
September 9th, 2009, 04:59 PM
Congratulations.

And Cam, Message Boarding 101.....you are not 6'4. You are 6'7 280 lbs OK. We're all 6'7 :rotfl:

RockyTopCam
September 9th, 2009, 05:01 PM
Dammit sorry. I'll work on that for next time.

GhenghisVol
September 9th, 2009, 05:23 PM
Well everybody thats ever threatened to whip my ass is 6'7, except for roadvol and he's only that tall when he's got his Pilot Truck Stop mop sticking out of his ass.

spacemountain
September 9th, 2009, 05:26 PM
Congrats, that's fantastic. We are having boy #2 in January.

I guess that makes me twice the man you are even though I'm only 6'1 :)

Horde wannabee
September 9th, 2009, 05:26 PM
Hey guys I just found out my wife and I are having son. He's not due to March but i'm jacked all ready.

I'm 6'4 230 she is 5'4 105 hopefully he will take after me. She ran cross country in college. I played soccer in high school,I didn't start growing til my jr year of high school. Hopefully by 2018 we will be looking at the next QB for the Big Orange or maybe the kicker. Go Vols.

WOW, you're boy will be in college at age 10. He's purty smart. :coco:

partsmaaaaan
September 9th, 2009, 05:28 PM
Hey guys I just found out my wife and I are having son. He's not due to March but i'm jacked all ready.

I'm 6'4 230 she is 5'4 105 hopefully he will take after me. She ran cross country in college. I played soccer in high school,I didn't start growing til my jr year of high school. Hopefully by 2018 we will be looking at the next QB for the Big Orange or maybe the kicker. Go Vols.

congrats and you should be good to go on your boy having your height. I stood 6'3 and the wife was 5'2 when our oldest was born 15 years ago. Today he stands 6'3 and stiill growing.

RockyTopCam
September 9th, 2009, 05:32 PM
WOW, you're boy will be in college at age 10. He's purty smart. :coco:

Hopefully he'll take after his momma on his learnin'. I had to count on my dad for a job.

Gravedigger
September 9th, 2009, 05:34 PM
welcome to the team!

PitiFulmer
September 9th, 2009, 05:46 PM
Congrats RTC!

Oracle
September 9th, 2009, 05:46 PM
Atta Boy Cam -keep 'em coming :cheers:

3/17 is St Pat's Day !

dd4vols
September 9th, 2009, 05:48 PM
Hey guys I just found out my wife and I are having son. He's not due to March but i'm jacked all ready.

I'm 6'4 230 she is 5'4 105 hopefully he will take after me. She ran cross country in college. I played soccer in high school,I didn't start growing til my jr year of high school. Hopefully by 2018 we will be looking at the next QB for the Big Orange or maybe the kicker. Go Vols.

I guess I am a fucking wussy ass woman, all I had was 2 beautiful, intelligent, loving, college graduate daughters ( attorney and pharmacist). Maybe you won't have any daughters to reduce your man-ness!

englishvol
September 9th, 2009, 06:30 PM
Well everybody thats ever threatened to whip my ass is 6'7, except for roadvol and he's only that tall when he's got his Pilot Truck Stop mop sticking out of his ass.

Funny story i was in a English bar ( Legends ) in Long Beach California about 10 years ago when a 6ft 11in African American bouncer tried to take a beer at closing time away from a 5ft nothing Yorkshire man , the little fucker told this behemoth ( i swear this guy looked like the dude from The Green Mile ) that if he touched his glass again , he would fuck him up , i guess the dude did not believe him , let me just say he followed through and delivered on his promise , and from that day on i have been more careful around bad ass little fuckers , as my grandfather used to say it's not the size of the jockey it's how he uses his whip :walkingzombie

wkuvol
September 9th, 2009, 06:42 PM
congrats and you should be good to go on your boy having your height. I stood 6'3 and the wife was 5'2 when our oldest was born 15 years ago. Today he stands 6'3 and stiill growing.


Hard to compare Parts. You know Vol fans don't marry their sisters like Bammers!:wife:

englishvol
September 9th, 2009, 06:49 PM
http://i896.photobucket.com/albums/ac165/englishvol/redneck_wedding.jpg
Parts must have hit a growth spurt since this wedding picture was taken :wife:

RockyTopCam
September 9th, 2009, 11:58 PM
I guess I am a fucking wussy ass woman, all I had was 2 beautiful, intelligent, loving, college graduate daughters ( attorney and pharmacist). Maybe you won't have any daughters to reduce your man-ness!

Just goes to show you that no matter what you say you will offend someone.

I'm sorry you are weak and have lazy male sperms and were unable to reach your full manliness. I kid I kid.

This is my second child, the first being my 9 month old daughter who I'm absolutely in love with. But honestly I've never met a man that didn't want a son.

RynoVol
September 10th, 2009, 12:30 AM
Kudos on making a boy, but from the thread title I thought you were saying you just turned 40! You and Mike Gundy.

Tnphil
September 10th, 2009, 12:40 AM
congrats!!!! to you and yours........

birminghamvol
September 10th, 2009, 12:43 AM
nothing like having a kid (or 3)

Your life will never be the same (in a good way)

RockyTopCam
September 10th, 2009, 12:45 AM
Thanks guys I really do appreciate it. Sometimes it's good to remember there are a few things more important than football.

KrustyVol
September 10th, 2009, 03:12 PM
IF THAT's what makes you a man - Travis Henry must be Superman.

It takes a REAL MAN to be a good father. I'm sure you will be. Congratulations.

englishvol
September 10th, 2009, 03:41 PM
That's right Krusty sperm donors do not count . :walkingzombie

fostermom
September 10th, 2009, 04:56 PM
Hey guys I just found out my wife and I are having son. He's not due to March but i'm jacked all ready.

I'm 6'4 230 she is 5'4 105 hopefully he will take after me. She ran cross country in college. I played soccer in high school,I didn't start growing til my jr year of high school. Hopefully by 2018 we will be looking at the next QB for the Big Orange or maybe the kicker. Go Vols.

Well I had TWO sons.....does that make ME a man???? :wife:

I'm 5'2" and my ex is 6'3". My daughter's 5'8", my oldest son is 6'3" and Arian must've taken after me....he's only 6'1". All of 'em are cute like me and that's the real important part!
:bouncy:

Chiutfan
September 10th, 2009, 07:11 PM
RIGHT ON MAN ... CONGRATS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DBMan09
September 11th, 2009, 11:00 AM
IF THAT's what makes you a man - Travis Henry must be Superman.

It takes a REAL MAN to be a good father. I'm sure you will be. Congratulations.

From last years game time chats, "Travis Henry's sperm was booing."

englishvol
September 11th, 2009, 04:47 PM
Yeah but in another 15 or 16 years we could have a team full of Henrys , how many of his sprogs are male ? :wife::walkingzombie

LegendofNation
September 11th, 2009, 05:24 PM
As bad as I wanted a boy we had a girl first and I wuddnt take the world for her. I remember sitting in the little room when we found out what our second one was gonna be. The nurse was rubbing that thing all over my wife's stomach and then she said those immortal words: I see a penis.

I yelped so loud she actually jumped backwards.

RockyTopCam
September 11th, 2009, 05:39 PM
Leggy exactly. I feel the same about my daughter.

Actually my wife wasn't planning on an ultrasound so I didn't go. She called and said the ultrasound tech wanted to check and see if she could tell yet. I said sure and she called back 30 minutes later with the news. I've had a feeling it was a boy since we found out she was pregnant. So nothing to do now but paint his room orange and choose between Peyton,Phillip or Tee. JK.

fostermom
September 11th, 2009, 06:20 PM
Leggy exactly. I feel the same about my daughter.

Actually my wife wasn't planning on an ultrasound so I didn't go. She called and said the ultrasound tech wanted to check and see if she could tell yet. I said sure and she called back 30 minutes later with the news. I've had a feeling it was a boy since we found out she was pregnant. So nothing to do now but paint his room orange and choose between Peyton,Phillip or Tee. JK.

What is it with you men and your little boys? When we all know that the girls will be your supporter and protector for as long as you live, when we know the boys will only disappoint you with a weak throwing arm or a slow 40 time, when we know that your little girl walks into the room, smiles at her daddy and y'all just melt a thousand times over!!

:bouncy:

VolFrannie
September 11th, 2009, 07:26 PM
Congrats. Hope it's a healthy pregnancy and baby!