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Lick_My_Vols
September 5th, 2009, 08:23 PM
...More pussies got bruised today thanks to Mr. Kiffin...

From GoVolsXtra Aricle:

Western Kentucky is no stranger to the rigors of SEC competition, having played five other SEC teams over the past six years, including losses to Alabama (41-7) and Kentucky (41-3) last season.

UT, however, went about things differently than Alabama did last season.

"Alabama, once they got up after the first quarter (17-0), their first-team offensive line came out of the game in the second quarter,'' WKU defensive end Jared Clendenin said. "Tennessee kept their starters in. I guess they were trying to prove something and make a statement.

"They had to try to run the score up.''

Insulted: Junior linebacker Thomas Majors said Kiffin insulted the Hilltoppers when the Vols attempted to convert a fourth-and-4 at their own 46 with a 28-0 lead and 13:07 left in the third quarter.

"We took it as an insult,'' said Majors, from Maplewood High School in Nashville. "And I told our guys to take it as an insult and stop them.''

englishvol
September 5th, 2009, 08:29 PM
Good and long may it continue :appl:

PitiFulmer
September 5th, 2009, 08:31 PM
I apologize to my girl in advance. Sorry for the limp tomorrow, baby.

drewdat
September 5th, 2009, 08:32 PM
:rotfl:

"WE WERE PROMISED THERE WOULD BE NO ROUGH TACKLING! AND WHERE WAS THE GROUP HANDSHAKE, I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT AND YOU GUYS ONLY CARE ABOUT FOOTBALL!"

(disregard if they did the handshake)

Chatta Vol
September 5th, 2009, 08:33 PM
Ive yearrrrrned for the days when teams would bitch about us scoring too much.

welcome to big boy football hilltoppers.

Polemicvol
September 5th, 2009, 08:45 PM
Dumbasses.

GhenghisVol
September 5th, 2009, 08:50 PM
What a bunch of fags. I hope we insult about 12 more teams this year.

Voluble2
September 5th, 2009, 08:55 PM
Dumbasses.

Exactly, Poley. We may be able to substitute a guy here or there (and I did see both Pope and the other Sullins in at one time or another) but we can't pull the whole line at once.

We played ten guys on the defensive line and wore their sorry asses out anyway. What makes them think it would have been any different if we had had enough bodies to do the same on offense?

Polemicvol
September 5th, 2009, 08:55 PM
Welcome to big time football, WKU. Take your ass beatin' like men.

Lord knows we did when lard was in charge.

wagee12
September 5th, 2009, 09:15 PM
Haw, haw, bastards are damned lucky Tennessee didn't hang 75 on their ass today. Two more scores instead of those turnovers in the first quarter and that would have happened.
When Nick Stephens came in CLK was still letting his offense play. Stephens was 4 for 4 and Andre Ware said that that Texas Red had a friggin cannon for a right arm.
Perhaps the Hilltoppers were expecting a Flummo-like performance by the home team when a 27-13 win would have been satisfactory.

Voluble2
September 5th, 2009, 09:23 PM
I take my post back. I just realized we committed fraud on the lowly Hilltoppers. They signed up to play a Flumer the Magnificent team. They had no way of knowing the beast that would be lurking in Neyland Stadium by the time the game rolled around would be of an entirely different species altogether.

Get Johnny Cochran on the line in hell.:pop: