Lick_My_Vols
March 13th, 2009, 03:00 PM
Just sitting here watching the LSU/UK game in the tourney and a few things come to mind:
#1) Anybody ever wonder how Billy Clyde got the UK job?? He has the personality of Nick Saban without the coaching skills. If I were a halftime sideline reporter and had to interview that asshole every game, I would just say "So Billy, what kind of smart assed answer do you have for us today??" Even the KenSucky fans agree that he has zero personality (and most honest ones would agree that he is in over his head)..
#2) I wonder how many times Hammond and Conley have shot a wad in their undies while they sat at the announcers table calling a game for their beloved Big Blue? How the SEC allows those two fuk sticks to call a UK game is beyond me.
#3) Patrick Patterson is the Nicki Anosike of men's basketball. Get him 5 feet away from the goal and he just throws it up from his hip and immediately crashes into anyone below the basket to get the rebound because he knows it is a prayer if a shot like that goes in. I now know how he seemingly gets a double double every game - I bet 2/3rds of his rebounds come from his own shot that hits underneath the rim from his underhanded hip toss.
#4) Damn I hate those skin tight wife beater jersey's UK wears... I don't know why they bother me so much. I think I'd rather go to Hooters and be served by a member of the Chippendales in his leather thong with tassels covering his pecker than to watch those pole smokers wear that shit. Call it a pet peeve. I dunno.
#1) Anybody ever wonder how Billy Clyde got the UK job?? He has the personality of Nick Saban without the coaching skills. If I were a halftime sideline reporter and had to interview that asshole every game, I would just say "So Billy, what kind of smart assed answer do you have for us today??" Even the KenSucky fans agree that he has zero personality (and most honest ones would agree that he is in over his head)..
#2) I wonder how many times Hammond and Conley have shot a wad in their undies while they sat at the announcers table calling a game for their beloved Big Blue? How the SEC allows those two fuk sticks to call a UK game is beyond me.
#3) Patrick Patterson is the Nicki Anosike of men's basketball. Get him 5 feet away from the goal and he just throws it up from his hip and immediately crashes into anyone below the basket to get the rebound because he knows it is a prayer if a shot like that goes in. I now know how he seemingly gets a double double every game - I bet 2/3rds of his rebounds come from his own shot that hits underneath the rim from his underhanded hip toss.
#4) Damn I hate those skin tight wife beater jersey's UK wears... I don't know why they bother me so much. I think I'd rather go to Hooters and be served by a member of the Chippendales in his leather thong with tassels covering his pecker than to watch those pole smokers wear that shit. Call it a pet peeve. I dunno.