This ought to be interesting in Gainesville

[tebowisgay]

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=ys-shakehands081509&prov=ap&type=lgns

Pregame handshake, anything to keep that mouthbreather Mr. Twobits off the field.

[englishvol]

Actually i would rather have Gerald Williams body slam Tim Teeblow at the coin toss . :appl:

:brit::brit::brit:

[ONUV]

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1439/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1439R-1081606.jpg

[real turf fan]

Whups.
The NCAA will mandate handshakes, but then they'll find they have to mandate silence.

Like that's going to happen.

[Voluble2]

The pussification of America continues apace. Maybe they could just exchange phone numbers and throw flowers at each other's feet instead.

Take the field. Kick each other's asses and then shake hands once they've earned your respect.

Of course, you could always get the player with the strongest grip to go out and shake hands with the opponent's quarterback before the game. Given that ours couldn't play any worse with a broken hand than they do now I have to think we would come out ahead on that deal.

"Montori this is Tebow. Tebow this is Montori's vice like grip."

Football is a substitute for warfare. If we don't get to hate our opponents then we will have to go back to the real thing. every generation has to have some version of counting coup.