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GhenghisVol
May 21st, 2009, 04:15 AM
Tomatoes
Light bread
JFG Salad Dressing on both sides (be liberal)
Salt and Pepper

You can toast the bread for 10 seconds if you want but any more than that and you are a communist.

Thankee.

BTW, never put tomatoes in the fridge. I mean never ever fucking ever put them in a refrigerator. It kills the flavor. Leave them on the counter or by a window.
BillVol
May 21st, 2009, 04:23 AM
When you are buried, I'm going to see to it that your body is draped in JFG salad dressing! :rotfl:

You are dead on about tomatoes. My wife freaks out when I leave them out of the fridge, even after I've cut them. But my mother -- and grandmother -- told me that it's OK. Good enough for me.
tebowisgay
May 21st, 2009, 10:34 AM
Remember the dog with the T hat avatar? Seems our boy Gheng hasn't been totally upfront about the JFG thing.

http://usera.ImageCave.com/dontherep/pug.jpg
GhenghisVol
May 21st, 2009, 12:04 PM
Looks like I'm going to have to kidnap me a JFG executive to get my hands on the Regas House Dressing. My lab is in shamble after wasting about 4 gallons of oil and vinegar trying to replicate that shit. Now, where are them maters.
Tnphil
May 21st, 2009, 12:45 PM
Never, Never, Never put a tomato in the frig.......why do you think the store bought tomatoes taste like crap...

On a hot summer day its hard to beat a (homegrown tomato) samitch
tebowisgay
May 22nd, 2009, 10:40 AM
Maybe try using cheaper vinegar and oil. No offense to Regas or JFG, if you look at any bottled dressing they use shit oil. That stuff did stay in solution at the restaurant which would lead me to believe some partially hydrogenated swill instead of extra virgin anything.
real turf fan
May 23rd, 2009, 11:45 PM
The cultivar 'Floramerica' is grown in FL for sales all over North America because the damned things transport well.
In Houston, I grew Floramerica because they were one of the few kinds that could produce in heat. Even fresh off the vines, they tasted like nothing. Then I discovered Cajun Maters from Louisiana, and even if the bushes die at midsummer and have to be replanted, they make maters that taste closer to how maters should.

Go with 'Celebrity' maters from Grainger County.