Had a good time watching Golf today

[TREX]

Didnt have to hear once

"Well Tiger's 12 strokes behind but he had a fine Piss right after the 8th hole. Stream was good and it was running clear. No dehydration there".

Brian Gay played like a madman. Only 2 bogeys all week.

[golfvol]

I watched it a little, but then took a nap. If Tiger was playing I probably would have watched more. Watching Tiger is watching golf history.

[Napervol]

I also enjoy golf without the constant "you the man".

[RynoVol]

I also enjoy golf without the constant "you the man".

But what about the still constant "Get in the hole" or his little brother "Git'n the hole"? I still got to get out there and play just so I can call one of my buddies "Shankapotamus". It's tired already, but I got to use it once.

[BrassVols]

After crushing a drive on a fast fairway, "That'll run like a sore peter".:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[ZippyVol]

My favorite golf phrase to use on the course is "FORE!"

My second favorite phrase to use on the course is "Where the hell is my ball?"