Guys, please offer welcome to newest member

[wagee12]

Suthnbr joins us from former Sheeple Colony on the Scout board. Good to have you here, Suthnbr, and please jump right in and start contributing!

[Niblick]

good to have you here!!

[clintonaldo]

Never heard of him. What did Rivals rate him? Can he immediately help?

[gatewayghost]

Welcome aboard Suthnbr. A friend of Wagee is a friend of mine.

[SmokyTheBigOrangeHoundDog]

Do we really need any JUCO transfers?
We're tryin' to build a foundation here...
will he have 3-to-play-3?
And, does he have fluid carpel joints?

[Vol-in-Atl]

Is he a thug? We've got enough of those. I hope he doesn't have gold teeth.

[aadicof]

What other offers did he have?

[clintonaldo]

He had a few lurks on Volquest but nothing serious. Looks like another underwhelming addition by Blackie.

[aadicof]

We'll never compete til we can recruit with the Bama and UF boards.

[shootervol]

Welcome Suthnbr now tell us all about yourself...

[dd4vols]

BEWARE THE STYROFOAM CUP!!!!!

[popacapinvtwelvesass]

Welcome! We don't mind if you're into voyeurism as long as you don't obtain mod status and act like an asshole 97% of the time online (or 3% in person).

[Chiutfan]

do you own a glock? do you have insider status?

[Nation]

WTH does Suthnbr mean anyway?

Sounds faggish.

[Tnphil]

I have 2 questions suth..

1. can you play Def. tackle?

2. can you out-run the cops?

[FLAVOLS]

Do you own a tool bandit bitch? And if you do can we use anytime we want?

Have you ever Zickefoosed anyone?

[aadicof]

Hellman's Real Mayonaise or Miracle Whip?

[Voluble2]

One further question...

Can you tell the difference in shape between a football and a human head and do you know which one you are allowed to kick?

You would be amazed at how many applicants miss this question.

[rocketcityvol]

..by a babe thread? Cause a bunch of you sure screwed it up the other day.

[tebowisgay]

If he has lost his fingertips to some horrific industrial accident we certainly will be sympathetic. He should understand that Wagee vouching for him is an honor and make his presence known. He should post something or relegate himself to the role of OM's official deaf/mute

[Take It To The Yurt]

Glad as hell Wagee didn't vouch for me when I signed on. The OM welcome wagon is filled with the biggest bunch a smart asses this poor guy has ever seen.

[SonofGryllus]

Two questions:

1. Did Tennessee Tuxedo offer?

2. What is your opinion of the danger level of throwing styrofoam cups from moving vehicles?

[SoftballVol]

Did Tennessee Tuxedo offer?
:biglaugh:

[VenomousVol]

He ain't gonna leave us in a year if VC offers him his dream job of moderator is he? Is his wife hot? Will his Dad be coming with him? Does he drink Red Bull? this is shit we gotta know.

[RynoVol]

Vickie's tater salad...friend or foe?

[Voluble2]

Did Wagee remember to get the customary naked picture of your wife? It has to be posted here for thirty days before you get your posting privileges instituted.

Here's one of mine fully clothed;

http://outermonvolia.net/board/picture.php?albumid=37&pictureid=324

[rocketcityvol]

Did Wagee remember to get the customary naked picture of your wife? It has to be posted here for thirty days before you get your posting privileges instituted.

Here's one of mine filly clothed;

http://outermonvolia.net/board/picture.php?albumid=37&pictureid=324

Is your's the one in front or back?

[sgvolfan]

Welcome....Where in your humble opinion is the best bbq?:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

[10 uh C VOL]

..by a babe thread? Cause a bunch of you sure screwed it up the other day.

I for one did not screw up; I actually succeeded several times over.

[Bonevol]

Welcome aboard.

By chance, are you a gastro-intestinal specialist?

[real turf fan]

Does he have any idea of the significance of the styrofoam cup?

Welcome, anyway.

[aadicof]

Did you watch the World Cup or are you straight?