Breaking News- Your Crompy Homey Paper Update

[Boonevol]

Crompton decides on agent (http://www.themountaineer.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=5686:crompton-decides-on-agent&catid=36:sorts&Itemid=34)

Rumor has it he will also make pigs fly and turn water into wine.

[birminghamvol]

I just don't see good return in his future with ol' Crompty.

[tebowisgay]

I guess Sexton was busy splitting open Hammy's backside.