Website full of Fulmer quotes. If you want a good laugh

[BigOrangeT]

there are some classics on here.:rotfl: I now that Chatta?? has a nice collection of them too.
http://thinkexist.com/quotes/phillip_fulmer/ (http://thinkexist.com/quotes/phillip_fulmer/)

[Lick_My_Vols]

For some reason, I always had him pictured as the "Missionary" position only type...

“We've bent over backward to do everything that we can to make this happen, ... including going down the day of the game.”

[IndianVol]

there are some classics on here.:rotfl: I now that Chatta?? has a nice collection of them too.
http://thinkexist.com/quotes/phillip_fulmer/ (http://thinkexist.com/quotes/phillip_fulmer/)

For some reason I don't laugh, I get nauseous.

[BigOrangeT]

It had my all time favorite quote on there “If I could sprinkle magic dust on it, heck, I'd fix it.”

[TheDeeble]

It had my all time favorite quote on there “If I could sprinkle magic dust on it, heck, I'd fix it.”

I didn't look through them all, but one of my all time favorites Fulmers is:

"The offense's job is to get a couple of first downs and punt!"

[norobro]

I copied the list of quotes from here so I would have them available when I needed a laugh. You're right IV, probably should have been crying.

My favorite was: "We didn't all of a sudden get stupid here"

Righto!

[OrangeTex]

Agreed Indian. I think of the wasted talent on the Hill since 2001. Wow.

[ONUV]

this forum has made fulmer comedy for me. everytime i see him or hear him i laugh. it will be funny hearing he and his followers talking about his great recruiting finds when they come out of the superiority depths in the fall.

[real turf fan]

Norbro's choice is also mine. And I can't figure out why.
It's just so stupid, it's stupid.

Sort of the Lame and Lamer of scholar athletes.

[norobro]

I have often wondered whether Fulmer realized how stupid some of his quotes sounded. Talk about a waste of brain power.

And a lot of his lines are "creatively" stupid. Maybe he had a writer.